Concentration camps are similar to “military camps” or “boot camps” where military-style, semi-penal methods are employed in institutional means to exert and encourage the understanding and appreciation of discipline by the utilization of military exercises as well as rigorous physical training to “break” a defiant adolescent of past, poor habits.

This child may supposedly return home a “survivor” who will obey authority to follow any rules set forth, no matter how peculiar or unreasonable, and improve behavior at home and school. There is no therapy, no psychological intervention to address underlying emotional or behavioral problems that may have been developing over many years, no matter how strongly it has been recommended by your so called “doctor” or any other “experts” or persons with “degrees” or “certifications” in such studies. Our tried and true axiom is that a swift kick in the kiester will turn around any child, even those who have probably been acting out for years, and our results are guaranteed*. 

There are several types of “Concentration Camps”, depending on the degree to which your youngster has difficulty with the complicated matters of concentration. I know from my own experience, keeping my wits about me, that really concentrating when I was a kid was tough, and I wish even today that I had something as innovative and mandatory as Kids Concentration Camps™.

We offer two distinct styles of camping concentration here at our concentration camp. We offer an exciting intern position, where your youngster will enjoy our camp in that limited capacity; like an internment camp. We also offer, on a limited basis, a course for the more timid children. We call this one a “disciplinary” or “authoritarian” role camp. This is especially helpful for drawing your tortoise out of his/her shell, as they will be given the position of overseer, and expected to assume disciplinary actions against other camper kids on the grounds. 

The big thing to remember is that our camp is not a “kiddy jail”. That means that no matter what happens, your children are free to leave at any time, whenever they want, with no questions asked. All they have to do is tell us that they’re done with the experiment, and we’ll let them go. Though in all fairness, it’s important to point out that they have to truly convince us that it’s time to leave, and that no children have thus far ever convinced us that they’re truly ready to head back home.

Ours is a privately run “get tough” camp where our impeccably uniformed “guards” enforce strict rules, unwavering boundaries, and retain your child to a whole new level of appreciation for life. We use psychological suggestion and implied guidelines, physical force, and a battery of highly developed emotional encouragements, however subtle they may be. We shake up your child’s perception of reality to one better suited for survival on the outside world, and a perception with a depth so unfathomable that no children have ever been returned to us for a second round of conditioning to date. That’s a claim to fame we don’t take lightly.. 

We believe in the spirit of the child, and that all we have to do is break it kind of a little bit, in ways like a human bone, so we can reshape it into something more pleasing and acceptable, as if it was originally in the wrong shape, and that this new shape is in fact the correct one.

Some so called “therapists”, “child psychologists” and “human rights activists” have suggested that our tactics may go too far in reshaping the emotional, physical or bone structure of children, some even saying we’re “manufacturing sociopaths” or “breaking down humans into base, animal components good for little but a likely lifetime of murder,” but the recidivism rate of state-run boot camps has been as high as 94%. Our camp, however, has a rate of well under 4%. 

Our results speak for themselves. Our graduates, however, do not, and will not, unless first spoken to, so you can read into that as you must..

* Our results are not guaranteed.